Hercules in New York (1970)

Cast includes:
CHARACTER	ACTOR/ACTRESS	RATING
Hercules	Arnold Schwarzenegger	½
Pretzy	Arnold Stang
Helen Camden	Deborah Loomis	-
Professor Camden	James Karen	-
Zeus	Ernst Graves	-
Juno	Tanny McDonald	-

Review

This silly fantasy-action doesn't work in any way, shape or form, except as a curiosity documenting young Austrian bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger's first foray into the movies. Hercules in New York was produced independently on a shoestring budget, and the awful craftsmanship and production values – including the badly choreographed dubbing of Arnold's lines – are actually a far more substantial impediment for the film than Schwarzenegger's lacking acting talent or experience. His rhythmic flexing of his pecs is arguably the movie's highlight, which says it all, really. The terrible musical score ranks alone on the other end of the scale.